The apickamy or Stairing

Alright , has anyone reading this seen Footloose with Kevin Bacon? Neither have I. I'm glad we got that settled. The Fottloose song's been stuck in my head for quite a while. You know the one by Kenny Loggins, yea, well I get embarrased whenever I speak of it... You know what? We're off topic. Can we talk about something else please? Jeez I'm an idiot. So where was I? Ah yes, my blog. So, any way, the other day, I sitting on my specail chair listening to Footloos- uh I mean a very manly song that's not by Kenny Loggins and then I heard a noise. It was coming from upstairs. I very was curious to see what made the noise, but then I remembered that curiosity killed the cat, so I sent my sister upstairs to find out what the noise. She went upstairs and five minutes later, I hear " Aaaaaaa. Holy Cheese and Crackers! It's a sugar shacking mon- aaaaaaa!!!!"

Curious to know what all the fake profanity was about, I took my head phones off and got up off of Carl, I mean my chair. I started to walk up the stairs but then those dang stairs tripped me. Then, I heard my sister yell "Ah! You ate my Head! Ah! How am I still Talking? Holy krap! Where did this extra mouth come from?" But then, I heard a huge THUD! And my sister was gone. And I thought about it a bit, "If those damn stairs hadn't tripped me, I would of saw who ate my sister." So, I thought of a plan to anialate all stairs and replace them with........... Wheel chair ramps. Dunt dunt dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn.... Here, I will show you the plan.


Step 1- Recruit Mr.t and Stan Lee to be my Partners in crime.

Step 2- Introduce Ben Affleck as the enemy, because he is a jerk.

Step 3- Create a map of all the stairs on the entire planet.

Step 4- Create a huge lazer to annialate the stairs.

Step 5- Have Mr.T annialate all the stairs in Aisa and the south and north america and Stan Lee to get the other continents, while I beat Ben Affleck's head into the ground.

Step 6- Go to Pizza Hut to celebrate.

Step 7- On the 7th day, Mr.T rested.


I think that's it's a pretty good plan, but it might be a little too expensive for me to send Mr.T to Aisia. So I'll just get Emo Steve, Emo Jeff's friend to annialate the stairs in Aisia. So now here is my plan to find the creature that ate my sister.


Step 1- Hire Antonio Banderas and James Lipton as my Assistants.

Step 2- Lie down on the couch.

Step 3- Watch T.V.

Step 4- Remember that I'm supposed to be finding my sister.

Step 5- Watch T.V.

Step 6- Get James Lipton to get me some popcorn.

Step 7- Rest some more

Not finding my sister- Priceless.



That was a good plan.

The apickamy or Stairing

Alright , has anyone reading this seen Footloose with Kevin Bacon? Neither have I. I'm glad we got that settled. The Fottloose song's been stuck in my head for quite a while. You know the one by Kenny Loggins, yea, well I get embarrased whenever I speak of it... You know what? We're off topic. Can we talk about something else please? Jeez I'm an idiot. So where was I? Ah yes, my blog. So, any way, the other day, I sitting on my specail chair listening to Footloos- uh I mean a very manly song that's not by Kenny Loggins and then I heard a noise. It was coming from upstairs. I very was curious to see what made the noise, but then I remembered that curiosity killed the cat, so I sent my sister upstairs to find out what the noise. She went upstairs and five minutes later, I hear " Aaaaaaa. Holy Cheese and Crackers! It's a sugar shacking mon- aaaaaaa!!!!"

Curious to know what all the fake profanity was about, I took my head phones off and got up off of Carl, I mean my chair. I started to walk up the stairs but then those dang stairs tripped me. Then, I heard my sister yell "Ah! You ate my Head! Ah! How am I still Talking? Holy krap! Where did this extra mouth come from?" But then, I heard a huge THUD! And my sister was gone. And I thought about it a bit, "If those damn stairs hadn't tripped me, I would of saw who ate my sister." So, I thought of a plan to anialate all stairs and replace them with........... Wheel chair ramps. Dunt dunt dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn.... Here, I will show you the plan.


Step 1- Recruit Mr.t and Stan Lee to be my Partners in crime.

Step 2- Introduce Ben Affleck as the enemy, because he is a jerk.

Step 3- Create a map of all the stairs on the entire planet.

Step 4- Create a huge lazer to annialate the stairs.

Step 5- Have Mr.T annialate all the stairs in Aisa and the south and north america and Stan Lee to get the other continents, while I beat Ben Affleck's head into the ground.

Step 6- Go to Pizza Hut to celebrate.

Step 7- On the 7th day, Mr.T rested.


I think that's it's a pretty good plan, but it might be a little too expensive for me to send Mr.T to Aisia. So I'll just get Emo Steve, Emo Jeff's friend to annialate the stairs in Aisia. So now here is my plan to find the creature that ate my sister.


Step 1- Hire Antonio Banderas and James Lipton as my Assistants.

Step 2- Lie down on the couch.

Step 3- Watch T.V.

Step 4- Remember that I'm supposed to be finding my sister.

Step 5- Watch T.V.

Step 6- Get James Lipton to get me some popcorn.

Step 7- Rest some more

Not finding my sister- Priceless.



That was a good plan.